A friend just taught me to make sushi with real raw fish. So I went to the Bread and Circus, and bought a very little piece of fish.

The size of this fish bothered the seller. I told him I really wanted a tiny weeny bit of fish, because I didn't need that much. He started to cut out a bigger piece than what I expected, so I asked, could you give me a smaller piece, please. He mumbled something with an unhappy face. I waited. This time he managed to give me the right size of fishpiece. I said thank you.

He said, cynically, "good luck."