| My name is Klei Klein. I wish I could write more about myself here, but I find it very difficult due to the fact that I do not know all about myself yet, while the facts that I know about myself are already too much for my klein brain that if I decide to write some of them here I will not be able to write everything of them at the same time so it would not be fair for the other facts of myself that are not mentioned. Klei Klein, however, is not my real name. (I wish it was.) |
| It is not my real name. The logical consequence of it is that any stories you find in this site might not be real either. | Because the stories are not real, you could interpret them any which way you want. | Because you could interpret them any which way you want, the stories could be very similar to your life. | Because they could be very similar to your life, then this site offers the reality after all (even though Klei Klein is not my real name). | Because the reality after all is that nobody knows what reality is. | And because what reality is, thou art the way thou art. |
~klei be thy name. |